1. Famed WWE Wrestler “Mr. Paleo” – Though it was largely kept secret at the time, we now know that professional wrestler “Mr. Paleo”—who regularly disrupted matches to discuss his favorite healthy, nutrient-dense foods—was in fact pretty into paleo! In hindsight, it makes sense: who has time for calorie counting when you’re battling it out in a steel cage?

2. Air Bud – It may sound unconventional, but technically, there’s no rule that says a dog can’t eat paleo. In order to compete at the highest levels in basketball, football, soccer, baseball and volleyball, Air Bud knows he has to make good dietary choices to give him a competitive edge and make up for his lack of thumbs.

3. One of the Property Brothers – Ok, we know for sure one of them was talking about being paleo. Whichever brother it was, it sounded like he did a lot of work related to houses, and the low glycemic index in paleo-compliant foods keep his energy level from crashing after meals. Oh! He had a partial beard and he was wearing a nice shirt. Does that help?

4. Billy Joel’s Tour Bus – Any true fan of the Piano Man knows that Billy Joel’s tour bus stopped using regular fuel years ago. Instead, the bus of this “Big Shot” has been running entirely on fresh fruits and veggies for “The Longest Time.” Now the tour bus feels full faster without the need for additives or preservatives, and still gets the fuel it needs to keep on “Movin’ Out!”

5. Darth Vader – After a health scare left him on life support, Darth Vader left the blue milk of Tatooine behind and dedicated himself to eating paleo and ruling the galaxy. One tragic side effect of the destruction of the Second Death Star is the 6-month supply of nuts, seeds and other compliant snacks that were lost in the ensuing explosion.

6. The Throne from “Game of Thrones” – That’s right! Everyone’s favorite inanimate object from the popular HBO series credits a paleo diet for its ability to sit there for hours on end without needing a snack. The throne’s commitment to avoiding fast foods and processed junk also keep it from packing on extra swords in between seasons. What an inspiration!

7. Godzilla – When it comes to using paleo for high-performance muscle building, look no further than Godzilla, who gets the fuel he needs to bulk up by eating buildings that are 100% free of grains and refined sugars. Additionally, did you know a single Mothra contains over 15,000 tons of lean protein?

8. Freddy Kreuger – While we condemn the way he haunts the dreams of teenagers, there’s no denying that Freddie Kreuger is a household name—and it turns out he’s paleo! As it turns out, Freddie’s razor-tipped gloves make perfect skewers for grilling fresh meats and vegetables. No wonder he can still fit into a sweater from 30 years ago!

9. You from the future – Age may have added a touch of gray, but one glance in the eyes of this mysterious stranger prove that you are in fact looking at yourself. And one look at the stranger’s toned, athletic physique reveals that sometime before the invention of time travel, you became famous AND started eating paleo. A lot may have changed in the future, but making smart choices hasn’t! If you are looking to get started click here to find our more!

9 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were Paleo